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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

zlall:

ohmy-fucking-god:

zlall:

nobody is higher on the attractive scale than zayn there is no higher zayn broke the scale.

then harry came along

nobody is higher on the attractive scale than zayn there is no higher zayn broke the scale.

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

thicccc:

harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(Source: reclusivehermit)

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

(Source: encryptxd)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

fefeeri:

vwhy:

fefeeri:

WHAT TEAM

catwild

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wildbelles:

more like this here x

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

(Source: ronswansoning)

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